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Nick Coleman

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St Paul, MN
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Posted on 05/15/09 at 12:31 pm in response to City Pages: The best newspaper in the state?

I took home First Place in the Spot News category one year for a story about Miss America suffering a grease "spot" on her suede slacks when a kid tossed apricot cobbler at her in the cafeteria of a high school during a visit to Mankato, Minn. The story about Miss America's traumatic pants injury didn't run until 2 days after the actual incident because Anwar Sadat inconveniently had himself assassinated on the same day as the pie attack in Mankato, making it impossible for me to get my...

Posted on 05/07/09 at 10:02 am in response to Now even the Star Tribune's watering hole is closing!

Boyko's Cadillac bar finally was put out of business, I believe, when strippers were engaged to entertain the crowd by offering a can of beer and a kiss without benefit of a top. A bridge too far.

Posted on 04/22/09 at 09:57 am in response to Amber alert: Fox9's judgment abducted

You can put a GPS in your news cruiser, but you can't buy a moral compass.

Posted on 04/15/09 at 03:10 pm in response to It ain't so, Joe: Soucheray's bizarre recount timeline

one man's "phonying up" is another man's "dumbing down."
in this case, i vote for DD
by absentee ballot, of course

Posted on 04/13/09 at 09:03 am in response to Minneapolis vs. St. Paul: End of a great sibling rivalry?

The "MORE TO LIFE" campaign is one of the most useless public relations campaigns ever to blight the Twin Cities skyline... it was supposed to eclipse the need for us to have to say "Twin Cities." Now we can just say, "MSP -- More to Life!"
Try that when the guy on the next stool asks where you are from.
"I'm from MSP -- MORE TO LIFE!," you'll say. He'll punch you in the eye and say, "Really? I'm from Duluth."
We need a snappier slogan. something like, "Minneapolis Saint...

Posted on 04/09/09 at 10:47 am in response to 'Saving Newspapers: The Musical' offers one 'solution' to newspaper woes

Hey, it (they?) worked for Rupert Murdoch!
By the way, the same songwriter behind Saving Newspapers: The Musical also recently did a very clever ode to Paul Krugman that you can find here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOYAuk809fY

Posted on 04/01/09 at 12:34 pm in response to Who's the floodiest of them all?

Floater, you Big Knucklehead: My comments were not about the hard work being put in by the Flood Corps of '09. Sixteen hour days? I wouldn't expect anything less. My point, which was simple: I don't think the Legacy Media have committed the same manpower -- or spent the same dinero -- on the flood of 2009.
Get some sleep. Nice job.

Posted on 03/31/09 at 05:35 pm in response to Who's the floodiest of them all?

The interesting comparison would be to check media staffing levels in '09 vs. 1997, just to see what's been lost. During that flood, WCCO's Gunga Don reported from the scene almost every night, in Abercrombie hip boots and waders, choppering in and out from a safe haven in Fergus falls. Big time coverage, with all the big names, and casts of dozens. I think the Strib even parked a hi-tech trailer somewhere on the soggy prairie. All-out coverage, baby. Mad Bill Alkofer, rest his soul, and I...

Posted on 03/06/09 at 06:58 pm in response to Nick Coleman: MPR's exit interview

The ironically named Mr. Swift, who once upon a time finished 9th in an 8-way race for St Paul School Board, is usually so vile as to be beyond the necessity of a response. But with this insane slur against the memory of the late Zelma Wiley, the inspirational principal of Maxfield School in St. Paul, he goes beyond the beyonds: For the record, Zelma crusaded for books in her neglected inner-city school (I drew the wrath of the righty mouth-breathers like Swift for trying to assist the...