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How do you know if Brett Favre is trying to steal your job?

Yeah... um... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday.
MinnPost photo illustration by Corey Anderson
Yeah… um… I’m also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday.

The files in your bottom drawer have been replaced with tube socks and jock straps.

A shabbily rendered number “4” has been spray-painted in your parking space.

A bunch of Sunday meetings have been added to your Outlook.

The photo of your wife and children on your desk has been replaced by one of Reggie White hugging Mike Holmgren in a locker room shower.

Your manager sends out an office-wide memo offering you a “vote of confidence.”


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Comments (3)

  1. Submitted by John Olson on 08/07/2008 - 09:03 am.

    An assistant who answers to the name “Bus” sends you a text message saying he wants to see you.

  2. Submitted by Karl Pearson-Cater on 08/07/2008 - 10:32 am.

    Team building meetings now curiously start with ‘B-R-E-T-T. BRETT! BRETT! BRETT!’

  3. Submitted by g.r. anderson jr. on 08/07/2008 - 08:27 pm.

    according to staff memo, butt-patting no longer sexual harrassment, now deemed “taking one for the team.”

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