You knew it was only a matter of time; MPR scores the “get” of the post-election season — an interview with the self-proclaimed “Lizard People” voter.
Bemidji 25-year-old Lucas Davenport sounds convincing — he and a bud were joking around about the lousiness of the candidates, thought about writing “Revolution,” and decided “Lizard People” was funnier.
Lucas, you were right, but your Democrat buddies will be mad you also filled in the Franken oval and screwed him out of a vote.
By the way, Davenport did provide a handwriting sample.
Update: Here’s the audio: