As Black Ink regulars know, I’m completely in the tank for the inside-the-back-cover feature of Columbia Journalism Review in which the editors assemble headlines that are subject to often-hilarious double meanings.
Here are some from the latest issue that just hit my snailmailbox:
Write-in voting gets woman shot at school board
Bison study plan to use sterilization
A Nancy Grace special: “6-yr-old girl just found after 26 years”
Top cop vows to get gang involved in shooting of girls
Over the years that I’ve been enjoying the feature, I’ve seldom seen a headline from my old employer, but the Star Tribune made the current issue with this one:
A-Rod gets hit, Colon hurt.
To get it, you would have to know that the hated New York Yankees not only employ the slugger Alex Rodriguez, but also a pitcher named Bartolo Colon. Colon got hurt in the same game that A-Rod got plunked by a pitch.
And if you wonder about the flying monkeys who raised their eyebrows in the headline on this post, that’s also a headline from the new CJR collection. I couldn’t hazard a reasonable guess what that headline, originally from the Toronto Star, was trying to say. Here’s the story.