I just pulled the current New Yorker out of my mailbox and, for your dining and dancing pleasure, I offer a descriptiion of the cover. I can’t find a good link and I’m not sure what’s behind the New Yorker’s subscriber-only wall but you can see a small legible image of it here.
It shows a bunch of classic Monopoly-style top-hatted-and-stripe-pantsed fatcats protesting on Wall Street. And their signs say:
“Keep Things Precisely as They Are”
“I’ve Got Mine”
“Leave Well Enough Alone”
“I’m good, thanks”