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Borowitz satire: Obama declares National Day of Gloating

Made up quote: Let’s get it all out of our systems in one big day of gloating.

Satirist Andy Borowitz of the New Yorker:

Residents of the District of Columbia were roused from their sleep by a massive fireworks display over the White House just after midnight, as President Obama declared what he called “a national day of gloating.”