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Borowitz satire: Citigroup to move HQ to floor of U.S. House

New location will save running back and forth from New York

Writing for the New Yorker, satirist Andy Borowitz breaks the fake news that Citigroup has leased space on the House floor so it can stop running back and forth from New York to tell Congress what it wants.