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Borowitz satire: McCain concerned we won’t get to bomb bomb bomb Iran

The New Yorker magazine-based satirist channels his innter John McCain.

New Yorker magazine-based satirist Andy Borowitz channels his inner John McCain and expresses horror at the possibility that a deal between the U.S.-led coalition and Iran “could greatly limit our ability to bomb it.”

As for President Obama, McCain [in Borowitz’ imagination] added, “Sometimes I think the President cares more about making the Iranians happy than about making the people who want to bomb the Iranians happy.”

(The headline on this post, by the way, derives not from Borowitz but from a real instance in which McCain sang, presumably in jest, to the tune of the Beach Boys hit “Barbara Ann,” thus.)