Dear President Trump,
Please cut it out. Seriously, you’re scaring the kids.
If you have some evidence that former President Obama tapped your phones, please show it to us. If you don’t, please retract your tweet and apologize, not just to Obama, but to the rest of us.
I’ll make you a deal. You don’t have to say you did it on purpose or that you’re a liar. Just ask for a do-over. Say you made a mistake and you’ll be more careful in future before making such a serious allegation without evidence.
Oh, and if your evidence was an article in Breitbart that was attributed to unnamed sources, that won’t help. You recently said that journalists shouldn’t rely on unnamed sources. You wouldn’t want me publishing what some of the unnamed sources in my head are saying about you. Wouldn’t be proper, kind or ethical.
Please. Just take a big, deep breath. Then exhale, retract and apologize.
Then show us your health care plan. Please.