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How about a ‘musical’ home-remodeling project?

Our construction work will need some “wall” songs, as well as tunes about floors, windows and doors.

This time of year seems perfect for a carpentry project, so fresh off our major home-remodeling project (done by professionals, not me), I’ve put together a much-easier musical “room addition.”

Curiously, a lot of the musical components turn out to be classic country songs.

My musical room addition will need:

Four walls

• So, we’ll start appropriately with the song “Four Walls,” by the incomparable Jim Reeves.

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• The Statler Brothers’ “Flowers on the Wall.”

• Faron Young’s “Hello Walls.”

• And Adam Wade’s “The Writing on the Wall,” one of three Top 10 songs he charted in 1961 before dropping out of musical sight.

 A ceiling

• Lionel Richie’s party song, “Dancing on the Ceiling.”

 A couple of flooring choices

• Ernest Tubb’s “Walkin’ the Floor Over You.”

• Paul Nicholas’ “Heaven on the Seventh Floor.”

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Door possibilities

• Disc jockey Jim Lowe’s mysterious “Green Door.”

• Charlie Rich’s “Behind Closed Doors.”

• Dean Martin’s “The Door Is Still Open to My Heart.”

 Lots of window choices

• Steve Lawrence’s “A Room Without Windows.”

• The Hollies’ “Look Through Any Window.”

• Patti Page’s “How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?”

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• Dionne Warwick’s touching “The Windows of the World.”

Building supplies and tools

• Some wood, with Joe Dowell’s “Wooden Heart,” the only Billboard No. 1 song with some German lyrics, to my knowledge, and the Beatles’ “Norwegian Wood.”

• Jerry Wallace’s “Shutters and Boards.”

• Hammer time: Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” and Trini Lopez’s version of “If I Had a Hammer.”

And two home-repair songs . . .

• Rosemary Clooney’s fixer-upper, “This Ole House.”

• The Serendipity Singers’ “Don’t Let the Rain Come Down (Crooked Little Man),” with their list of home maintenance tasks.

Next construction project?

No way! I’m not up to Tammy Wynette and George Jones’ “Two Story House.”