The pamphlet’s conceit is placing a Photoshopped elephant image — trunk and tusks raised — at various Twin Cities locales, including First Avenue, the Guthrie and local lakes. Wonkette decided it would be improved with less-dignified captions. To wit: How big would an elephant toilet be?
To locals obsessed with how others see us, it’s a data point you didn’t see coming. (Hat tip to reader S.B.)