The New Yorker magazine-based satirist channels his innter John McCain.
Made up quote: Let’s get it all out of our systems in one big day of gloating.
Is it time to consider blowing up the earth?
“The only thing that’s changing is the zip code”
Satire: President declares he has zero tolerance for anything to do with governing
“Rand Paul has personally offered to say the word ‘scandal’ for eleven hours,”
Satirist Andy Borowitz, whose fake news stories I have long enjoyed, this morning divulged the identity of Mitt Romney’s running-mate.
Does even Newt Gingrich know what is keeping Newt Gingrich in the race?
The satirist says the candidate wants to create a merged one-stop entity called “Sturch.”
Here is a portion of satirist Andy Borowitz’s emailed account of last night’s Romney/Santorum etc. results.